No one wears weird as well as Ms. Carter.  I'm fairly certain I'm in love here...

When explaining her eccentric fashion choices on the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Helena Bonham Carter quipped: "I'm here because I'm supposed to act well, not dress well."

So I learned yesterday whilst shopping, that you can pretty much find designer-anything... Case in point: designer headphones.  I'm not kidding.  Apparently Dr. Dre, Lady GaGa, and Vivian Tambian, have all designed audio headgear. 

I can't decide - should I be amused, or simply befuddled?

You too can be hungry and annoyed...follow these simple steps:

1) Forget to bring your lunch.

2) Take phone calls from frantic people who want you to fix something you have no control over.

3) Be the intermediary between two people who refuse to act like grown adults.

If you've followed these steps, you're probably be asking yourself the same question I am: "Why?!"

Today, circumstances have consistently reminded me of one of my favorite bumper sticker expressions:

 'When I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you.'

This rocks - 'nuff spoken:

Pet Peeve #429

Calls where someone phones you hoping that you will provide the answer for a question they don't know yet.