You too can be hungry and annoyed...follow these simple steps:

1) Forget to bring your lunch.

2) Take phone calls from frantic people who want you to fix something you have no control over.

3) Be the intermediary between two people who refuse to act like grown adults.

If you've followed these steps, you're probably be asking yourself the same question I am: "Why?!"

Today, circumstances have consistently reminded me of one of my favorite bumper sticker expressions:

 'When I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you.'

This rocks - 'nuff spoken: